Wild Lands, Bad Plans Tee

$32.50

For people who like their canyon scenic, their air breathable, and their public process with fewer trap doors.

This shirt puts the whole thing in one vintage-poster gut punch: mountains, wildlife, residents, evacuation routes, and the small but apparently controversial idea that wild lands should not be fed into the profit grinder for the next 148 years.

It is bright enough to look friendly from a distance and sharp enough to ruin a quarry consultant’s lunch up close; not that they'd ever show face for that to happen.

It even comes in a bunch of colors, so you can catch 'em all and treat the design like your own personal lava lamp mood ring the next time the Land Use Department decides to crash a council meeting!

Wild lands, not quarries. Preservation, not profits. Difficult concept, apparently.

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For people who like their canyon scenic, their air breathable, and their public process with fewer trap doors.

This shirt puts the whole thing in one vintage-poster gut punch: mountains, wildlife, residents, evacuation routes, and the small but apparently controversial idea that wild lands should not be fed into the profit grinder for the next 148 years.

It is bright enough to look friendly from a distance and sharp enough to ruin a quarry consultant’s lunch up close; not that they'd ever show face for that to happen.

It even comes in a bunch of colors, so you can catch 'em all and treat the design like your own personal lava lamp mood ring the next time the Land Use Department decides to crash a council meeting!

Wild lands, not quarries. Preservation, not profits. Difficult concept, apparently.