Protective Instinct Tote

from $30.00

The nice one. Do not mistake that for harmless.

This tote pairs a simple truth with an acrylic-painted canyon background, because some may just enjoy responding to bad land use decisions with fine art, grocery storage, and pure unadulterated spite.

Available in three sizes for groceries, books, flyers, meeting notes, public records, emergency snacks, and whatever emotional support items are required to survive another “routine process” explanation.

It is scenic, useful, and just friendly enough to make the point before anyone realizes they have been confronted by a bag.

Also holds produce, which is helpful when it comes to groceries. Less helpful when it comes to political accountability, since the Planning Commission process hasn’t produced much worth carrying in any size bag.

Carry the canyon. Carry more snacks. Carry on.

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The nice one. Do not mistake that for harmless.

This tote pairs a simple truth with an acrylic-painted canyon background, because some may just enjoy responding to bad land use decisions with fine art, grocery storage, and pure unadulterated spite.

Available in three sizes for groceries, books, flyers, meeting notes, public records, emergency snacks, and whatever emotional support items are required to survive another “routine process” explanation.

It is scenic, useful, and just friendly enough to make the point before anyone realizes they have been confronted by a bag.

Also holds produce, which is helpful when it comes to groceries. Less helpful when it comes to political accountability, since the Planning Commission process hasn’t produced much worth carrying in any size bag.

Carry the canyon. Carry more snacks. Carry on.