Officially Unimpressed Patch Cap

$30.00

Clean patch. Calm colors. Deeply unimpressed with the whole situation.

This cap has the look of something that belongs to a ranger, a trail crew, or a person who has read enough county documents to develop a permanent twitch.

It is not loud. It does not need to be. The message is stitched in steady: Lone Pine Canyon Protection Alliance.

For people who came prepared, stayed skeptical, and brought receipts in the form of a cold, unflinching stare over freshly crossed arms.

(Eye rolls available upon request... Though you probably won't have to.)

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Clean patch. Calm colors. Deeply unimpressed with the whole situation.

This cap has the look of something that belongs to a ranger, a trail crew, or a person who has read enough county documents to develop a permanent twitch.

It is not loud. It does not need to be. The message is stitched in steady: Lone Pine Canyon Protection Alliance.

For people who came prepared, stayed skeptical, and brought receipts in the form of a cold, unflinching stare over freshly crossed arms.

(Eye rolls available upon request... Though you probably won't have to.)