If the name of this shirt made you expect some rare aquatic dog barking and clapping for fish being tossed to him by a clown or Aquarium employee in Lone Pine Canyon, congratulations, you may be qualified to review land use decisions for places you’ve apparently never visited.
There are no seals in Lone Pine Canyon. There are mountains, trees, wildlife, homes, narrow roads, evacuation concerns, and a proposed quarry project absurd enough to make “canyon seal” sound scientifically plausible by comparison.
Actually… now that we say it out loud, a seal in the canyon might still make more sense than this process.
Anyway, buy the shirt before we accidentally design that too.
Like the Officially Unimpressed Patch Cap, this tee is for people who do not need the loudest design in the room to make the point. It keeps the Lone Pine Canyon Protection Alliance seal front and center with mountain views, desert bloom, and the steady confidence of someone who has read enough of the process to stop being impressed by official-sounding nonsense.
It is clean. It is simple. It is suspiciously reasonable.
Also, thank you for letting us plaster our logo on your chest, your head, your back, your tote bag, and eventually probably your firstborn if this keeps going.
Pretty view. Clear message. Deeply unimpressed.
If the name of this shirt made you expect some rare aquatic dog barking and clapping for fish being tossed to him by a clown or Aquarium employee in Lone Pine Canyon, congratulations, you may be qualified to review land use decisions for places you’ve apparently never visited.
There are no seals in Lone Pine Canyon. There are mountains, trees, wildlife, homes, narrow roads, evacuation concerns, and a proposed quarry project absurd enough to make “canyon seal” sound scientifically plausible by comparison.
Actually… now that we say it out loud, a seal in the canyon might still make more sense than this process.
Anyway, buy the shirt before we accidentally design that too.
Like the Officially Unimpressed Patch Cap, this tee is for people who do not need the loudest design in the room to make the point. It keeps the Lone Pine Canyon Protection Alliance seal front and center with mountain views, desert bloom, and the steady confidence of someone who has read enough of the process to stop being impressed by official-sounding nonsense.
It is clean. It is simple. It is suspiciously reasonable.
Also, thank you for letting us plaster our logo on your chest, your head, your back, your tote bag, and eventually probably your firstborn if this keeps going.
Pretty view. Clear message. Deeply unimpressed.
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