"Don't You Want Cheaper Concrete?" Tee
Finally, a shirt for anyone who has ever wanted to save a few bucks on concrete by paying for it with dust, diesel exhaust, blasting noise, truck traffic, habitat loss, evacuation-route anxiety, lower quality of life, and 148 years of “surely someone looked into this.”
Styled like a cheerful old instructional graphic from a world where common sense got paved over for a bulk discount, this design lays out the deal in terms even a committee could almost understand.
On one side: a smiling little bargain pitch.
On the other: the part where the community gets handed the bill.
Wear it when someone says, “But concrete is important,” and you need your shirt to ask why Wrightwood is supposed to trade clean air, safe roads, and an entire canyon for someone else’s rock-bottom pricing fantasy.
Want cheaper concrete? Cool. Pay for it with your own mountain.
Finally, a shirt for anyone who has ever wanted to save a few bucks on concrete by paying for it with dust, diesel exhaust, blasting noise, truck traffic, habitat loss, evacuation-route anxiety, lower quality of life, and 148 years of “surely someone looked into this.”
Styled like a cheerful old instructional graphic from a world where common sense got paved over for a bulk discount, this design lays out the deal in terms even a committee could almost understand.
On one side: a smiling little bargain pitch.
On the other: the part where the community gets handed the bill.
Wear it when someone says, “But concrete is important,” and you need your shirt to ask why Wrightwood is supposed to trade clean air, safe roads, and an entire canyon for someone else’s rock-bottom pricing fantasy.
Want cheaper concrete? Cool. Pay for it with your own mountain.