Same bargain bin apocalypse, now in fun colors.
This is the shirt for anyone who enjoys a cheerful sales pitch with a body count of consequences hiding behind it. Big smile. Bright banner. Bargain concrete. A cup labeled “Progress.” A canyon in the background wondering why it just got added to somebody else’s discount program.
The little Land Use guy even grew horns for the occasion, which feels rude but efficient. Saves everyone time.
On the front end, it’s all rock-bottom prices and mid-century optimism.
On the back end, it’s dust, diesel exhaust, blasting noise, truck traffic, habitat loss, water concerns, evacuation-route roulette, and 148 years of “please remain calm while the obvious problem becomes permanent.”
Wear it when you want something bright enough to look friendly and sharp enough to make the sales pitch sweat.
Want cheaper concrete? Great. The canyon will be itemized separately.
Same bargain bin apocalypse, now in fun colors.
This is the shirt for anyone who enjoys a cheerful sales pitch with a body count of consequences hiding behind it. Big smile. Bright banner. Bargain concrete. A cup labeled “Progress.” A canyon in the background wondering why it just got added to somebody else’s discount program.
The little Land Use guy even grew horns for the occasion, which feels rude but efficient. Saves everyone time.
On the front end, it’s all rock-bottom prices and mid-century optimism.
On the back end, it’s dust, diesel exhaust, blasting noise, truck traffic, habitat loss, water concerns, evacuation-route roulette, and 148 years of “please remain calm while the obvious problem becomes permanent.”
Wear it when you want something bright enough to look friendly and sharp enough to make the sales pitch sweat.
Want cheaper concrete? Great. The canyon will be itemized separately.
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